Certainly! Here's a list of 30 kids jokes without repetition:
1. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
2. How do you organise a space party? You planet!
3. What did the teddy bear say to the dessert? I'm already stuffed!
4. Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels!
5. What did one hat say to the other hat? Stay here, I'm going on ahead!
6. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
7. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
8. What's a vampire's favourite fruit? A blood orange!
9. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
11. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
12. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell!
13. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
14. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? SoFISHticated!
15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
16. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
17. How do you organise a fantastic space party? You throw it on Venus because it has the most atmosphere!
18. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
19. What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me!
20. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
21. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling very well!
22. What's brown and sticky? A stick!
23. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee!
24. Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves? They're two-tired!
25. What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
26. Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
27. What do you call a tree that fits in your hand? A palm tree!
28. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
29. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
30. What did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
